the free stool with a glass of water on it
this episode changed me forever
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
…. Imagine the weeaboos
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why
Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
i was going to try to justify this in the captions but there’s really no way to do that. my only excuse is that it is far too late and i am far too unsupervised to be using the internet in any productive manner
(i keep getting the feeling that someones done this exact thing already especially irt to the last one but for now im just gonna assume im meaninglessly second guessing myself)
fuck shit i forgot one
|—||idk, Drizzt probably (via outofcontextdnd)|
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
There’s an Australian artist named “Pricasso” who paints accurate-looking portraits using his genitals. Source
"Omg stop pls ur embarrassing srs"
This is their actual relationship.