Blimpeh's Tumblr Thingy

truedemonicfire:

damnitxavi:

rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

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I’m just going to leave this here.

I could probably turn this into slam poetry.

sextrawrdinary:

ronaldalan:

saiyan-of-royal-blood:

heathaaamurhieee:

montypla:

valkyria422:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

That last kid in green speaks the damn truth

I feel so old right now

look at all these little brats (besides the last kid he’s smart)- GAMEBOY WAS THE SHIT.

"A piece of junk" wow I wanna slap that little boy or girl, whatever it is in the face

Is this an mp3?

Dumdums

theonion:

Bored Kim Jong-Un Stacks Entire North Korean Populace Into Human Pyramid To Kill Time
Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

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newsbxys:

i was listening to rasputin when i saw this gif and i

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madeupmonkeyshit:

AYYEEE MY NIGGA SPONGEBOB TURNNIN UP WITH SOME JELLY FISH DOEEEEE
FUCK WHAT THE NEIGHBORS SAY

madeupmonkeyshit:

AYYEEE MY NIGGA SPONGEBOB TURNNIN UP WITH SOME JELLY FISH DOEEEEE

FUCK WHAT THE NEIGHBORS SAY

Except it totally wasn’t
It was a song calling out all the creepy dudes in bars and clubs who felt entitled to sleep with the women there and acted like it

Except it totally wasn’t

It was a song calling out all the creepy dudes in bars and clubs who felt entitled to sleep with the women there and acted like it

chemistry.
is
you touching my arm
and
it
setting fire to my mind.
flood, nayyirah waheed (via nayyirahwaheed)

joanabetharvelle:

worldofadaydreamer:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

casarobot:

shepardtaichou:

i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided

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Agreed.

im on mobile is that the dragon from shrek

yes

Ofc

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

hillbillyinablimp:

Some kid is walking down the street BLOWING INTO A RECORDER AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE LIKE WHOA THERE BE CAREFUL YOU MIGHT JUST DEAFEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD

I HOPE THIS KID REALIZES THAT TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME. I STILL HAVE MY PLASTIC RECORDER FROM SIXTH GRADE AND IF YOU THINK I WON’T SUMMON A DEMONIC ARMADA WITH HOT CROSS BUNS YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING KID